The first four instructions for installing my Comcast analog to digital converter
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instruction.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.
As it turns “you don’t talk about fight club” is not one of instructions.
So I haven’t seen anyone post this on the internet. I was browsing through the Lady GaGa issue of Rolling Stone on the plane (love the LGG photos, by the by) and spotted this. I’d be much more afraid of having a third hand than those warthogs.
Third hand is definitely scarier.
Glinder & Glinder Will Fight For Your Rejected New York Times Wedding Announcement
I love Kasper Hauser; back in the day when I wrote about postcasts for Time Out Chicago, I lost my shit with their This American Life parodies. This video is priceless (via Laughing Squid).
From one of my favorite networks on Ning, fingerstache.ning.com. Hitler fingerstache!
Health and life insurance companies in the US and abroad have nearly $4.5 billion invested in tobacco stocks, according to Harvard doctors.
“It’s the combined taxidermist and veterinarian approach: either way you get your dog back,” says David Himmelstein, an internist at the Harvard Medical School and co-author of a letter published in this week’s issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
The largest tobacco investor on the list, the 160-year old Prudential company with branches in the US and the UK, has more than $1.5 billion invested in tobacco stocks. The runner-up was Toronto-based Sun Life Financial, which apparently holds over $1 billion in Philip Morris (Altria) and other tobacco stocks. In total, seven companies that sell life, health, disability, or long-term care insurance, have major holdings in tobacco stock.
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